I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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