I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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