ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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