She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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