What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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