I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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