Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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