What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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