he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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