Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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