is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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