why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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