So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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