On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
