Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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