That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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