he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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