this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You almost got us killed.
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