Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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