well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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