Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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