his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish i was in the wii world.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's blow job season.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
