okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Houston, we have a blender
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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