Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Let's get the cat blown out
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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