that's an acceptable place to lick
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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