I heard we made out
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Terrible idea I love it
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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