Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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