Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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