why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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