Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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