ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So squirting runs in the family.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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