u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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