If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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