Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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