normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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