can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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