dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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