On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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