Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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