her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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