Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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