No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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