Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
