Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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