we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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