I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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