i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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