If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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