it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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