Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You can't just leave with hair like that
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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