i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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