Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
