Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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