Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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